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Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you just open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Czech.
Czech who?
Czech before you open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen Who?
Dozen it get boring answering the door all the time?Submitted by: Seth
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you if you open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door!Submitted by: Ayleen B


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