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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alexia.
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bettina.
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you'll open this door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canon.
Canon who?
Canon open the door then?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you just open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Czech.
Czech who?
Czech before you open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you if you open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body gonna open this door then?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Faraday.
Faraday who?
Faraday last time, open up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Filmore.
Filmore who?
Filmore confident and open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore open or closed?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing til you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in, or I'll break this door down.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Jenny'd some help opening the door, it’s taking you long enough!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door and let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus this door will you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam finger is stuck in the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot's caught in your door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don't open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major get up and answer the door didn't I!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major open the door didn't I?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mama.
Mama who?
Mama, please open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious, I've got the wrong door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paula.
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sorry.
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Knock, knock!
Who´s there?
Peg.
Peg who?
Peg your pardon—I’ve got the wrong door.
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Paul and Portia.
Paul and Portia who?
Paul and Portia door to open it.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is locked, open it up.
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