Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Who's there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants are chasing me; let me in quick!Submitted by: Ellie
Who's there?
Recorder.
Recorder who?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please!
Who’s there?
Zero.
Zero who?
Zero lines up behind me.
Who's there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!Submitted by: nealasher
Who's there?
Door-bell repair man.