Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh is going to let me in then?
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh is going to let me in then?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
Yodel-lay-he-who, I didn’t know you can yodel!Submitted by: Bo
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
Yodel-lay-he-who, I didn’t know you can yodel!Submitted by: Bo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick ’em up I’m a towboy! (Or girl)
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick ’em up I’m a towboy! (Or girl)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Henriette.
Henriette who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!
Who’s there?
Henriette.
Henriette who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!