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Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!Submitted by: Jordan B
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dime.
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke.Submitted by: DD
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect kitty!


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