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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get this door fixed?Submitted by: Supergirl
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get this door fixed?Submitted by: Supergirl
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!Submitted by: Briggs
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!Submitted by: Briggs
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!Submitted by: Ivy
Who's there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!Submitted by: Ivy
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!Submitted by: Sofia
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!Submitted by: Sofia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.