Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays!Submitted by: Mustafa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah don't know who you are either.


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