Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
You fool. Opportunity knocks only once.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
You fool. Opportunity knocks only once.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!Submitted by: Bryson
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!Submitted by: Bryson
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?Submitted by: Penny
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?Submitted by: Penny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden you like to hear another knock, knock joke!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden you like to hear another knock, knock joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!