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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit socks; I knit sweaters.Submitted by: Patrick
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit socks; I knit sweaters.Submitted by: Patrick
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hada.
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?Submitted by: Anne
Who's there?
Hada.
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?Submitted by: Anne
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear a let me in!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear a let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!