Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea who?
Guinea a break!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sphinx.
Sphinx who?
Sphinx your tie, it's crooked!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit.


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