Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Not you.Submitted by: Happy Joe
Who’s there?
Not you.Submitted by: Happy Joe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much!Submitted by: Eric
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much!Submitted by: Eric
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
One.
One who?
One-derful day, isn't it?
Who's there?
One.
One who?
One-derful day, isn't it?