Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...Submitted by: Danica
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!Submitted by: Enzo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!Submitted by: Nora
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling?Submitted by: Bryson


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