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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wonnap.
Wonnap who?
Go to the toilet then!Submitted by: Frog
Who’s there?
Wonnap.
Wonnap who?
Go to the toilet then!Submitted by: Frog
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Have you seen the Doctor Who Christmas special, yet?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Have you seen the Doctor Who Christmas special, yet?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?