Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes

Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.Submitted by: Liam
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys who?
Gladys Saturday arent you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
William who?
William be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owl who?
Owl this must be driving others crazy!

Popular who's there?