Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.Submitted by: Vincenzo
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.Submitted by: Vincenzo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants are chasing me; let me in quick!Submitted by: Ellie
Who's there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants are chasing me; let me in quick!Submitted by: Ellie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row....
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row....
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!Submitted by: Marie
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!Submitted by: Marie