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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.Submitted by: Angeline
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.Submitted by: Angeline
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some milk!Submitted by: Omari
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some milk!Submitted by: Omari
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger!