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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your front porch all day has been boring!Submitted by: MnnM
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your front porch all day has been boring!Submitted by: MnnM
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oliver,
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles will soon be over.
Who's there?
Oliver,
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles will soon be over.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?Submitted by: Guadalupe
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?Submitted by: Guadalupe
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be the turkey in the play?Submitted by: Yago
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be the turkey in the play?Submitted by: Yago