Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!Submitted by: Hagel
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Hackett.
Hackette who?
I can't Hackette-I'm going home.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!


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