Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva another gift for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sasha.
Sasha who?
Sasha Toomey.Submitted by: Tony
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fornication.
Fornication who?
Fornication like this you should wear a black tie.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wierdo.
Wierdo who?
Wierdo you think you're going?


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