Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne dwaps keep falling on my head.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott you don't know who I am!


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