Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza on Earth, Good will to Men.Submitted by: Kallie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?
Möbius a big whale!Submitted by: Pierce
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants are chasing me; let me in quick!Submitted by: Ellie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!Submitted by: Marissa


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