Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?Submitted by: Jakob
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yelp.
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby and Manny.
Abby and Manny who?
Abby birthday and Manny happy returns.Submitted by: Maggie


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