Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes
Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!
This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul a fast one!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul a fast one!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yolande.
Yolande who?
Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week!
Who's there?
Yolande.
Yolande who?
Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid be quiet!
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid be quiet!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors.