Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher eggs all in one basket.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me.
Knoc, knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
I scream so you'll open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Miami.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe King.
Joe King who?
Joking like this used to be considered a sickness by some people.


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