Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss the grandma!Submitted by: Ruby
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Button.
Button who?
Button in is not polite!Submitted by: Noemi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Clause!Submitted by: Estella


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