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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much!Submitted by: Eric
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?


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