Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!Submitted by: BraXton


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is locked, open it up.Submitted by: Afonso
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!Submitted by: Lexie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ailene.
Ailene who?
Ailened on the door and it opened.Submitted by: Ayla
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alexia.
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!Submitted by: Hagel


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Alfredo the dark! Please open the door!Submitted by: Kody
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bettina.
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you'll open this door.Submitted by: Jeremy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canon.
Canon who?
Canon open the door then?


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