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Funny Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do these jokes all night?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying these jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dime.
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke.Submitted by: DD
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke...Submitted by: Eden
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the last knock - knock joke I'm telling.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh!Submitted by: Ismael
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!Submitted by: Simone
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' every time i knock.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa any new knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys my last knock-knock joke?Submitted by: Laura Stardale
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly Knock Knock jokes?Submitted by: Dandre
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hubie.
Hubie who?
Hubie-ginning to understand how these jokes work?Submitted by: Rodrigo


Popular who's there?