Police Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Police' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 10 Police Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom!
Submitted by: Linda
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
Submitted by: Jordan B
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Submitted by: Dora
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in it's raining out here!
Submitted by: Leona
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?

More funny Police jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s could out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Submitted by: Bridge