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Who's there? Police


Here you can find all the knock knock jokes that have the response 'Police' to the question who's there?



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s could out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.Submitted by: Dora


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!Submitted by: Bridge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in it's raining out here!Submitted by: Leona
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!Submitted by: Jordan B
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom!Submitted by: Linda


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