Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about Halloween! Our Halloween knock-knock jokes offer a cauldron of cackles for children, teens, and adults. Boasting ghostly giggles and monster merriment, we're the haunted house of humor. Ready for a spooktacular fun ride? Treat yourself with our jokes today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry old man!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put this costume on now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine dont you like these Halloween jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again next Halloween!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!
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