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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious halloween knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!Submitted by: Bruno
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!Submitted by: Dad
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry old man!
(I created this knock knock joke from my head.)
Submitted by: Stacye


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!Submitted by: Hagel
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?Submitted by: Lion
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!Submitted by: Kiki


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put this costume on now!Submitted by: Nicholas
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again next Halloween!Submitted by: Jesus
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!Submitted by: Susan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!Submitted by: Ivy


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