Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious halloween knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!
Abbott time you opened this door!
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!Submitted by: Bruno
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!Submitted by: Jocke
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!Submitted by: Dad
Don't cry old man!
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!Submitted by: Hagel
Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Howie gonna hide this dead body?Submitted by: Lion
Howl you know unless you open the door!Submitted by: Kiki
Hugo put this costume on now!Submitted by: Nicholas
Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!
Lettuce try again next Halloween!Submitted by: Jesus
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!Submitted by: Susan
Tad old black magic!Submitted by: Ivy