Lettuce Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Lettuce' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 10 Lettuce Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce please stop telling these jokes!
Submitted by: Sophia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce vote for Ralph Nader.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come to your birthday party!
Submitted by: Elizabeth
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, this is getting silly!

More funny Lettuce jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again next Halloween!
Submitted by: Jesus