Drink Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious drink knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abraham.
Abraham who?
Abraham cracker and milk would be great.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later this afternoon!Submitted by: Sofia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bud.
Bud who?
Budweiser, the King of Beers!Submitted by: Jacob J
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst too!Submitted by: Davin
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eaton
Eaton who?
Eaton cookies, need some milk.Submitted by: Elin


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Esme.
Esme who?
Esme tea ready yet?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.Submitted by: Sirjames
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some milk!Submitted by: Omari
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip up my cup I’m thirsty!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quentin.
Quentin who?
Quentin my thirst!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like a cold beer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down and have a cup of coffee.Submitted by: Rhett
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wool
Wool who?
Wool you get me a drink!Submitted by: Pikachu


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