Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about dinner! Served hot and fresh, our dinner knock-knock jokes promise to delight children, teens, and adults. Savour the perfect blend of culinary wit and hearty humor. Ready for a laughter-filled feast? Dig into our menu of mirth today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean cooking all day.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cassette.
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta
Henrietta who?
Henrietta big dinner and got sick.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner, I hope!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Yuletide yourself over with a snack until dinner.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner’s gone. May I have dessert?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie dinner, so let’s go out to eat.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!
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