Dinner Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dinner knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner’s gone. May I have dessert?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?Submitted by: Monica

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean cooking all day.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!Submitted by: MnnM

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie dinner, so let’s go out to eat.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the dinner!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cassette.
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta
Henrietta who?
Henrietta big dinner and got sick.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.Submitted by: Semaj

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner, I hope!Submitted by: Ferb

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!Submitted by: Sofia

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Yuletide yourself over with a snack until dinner.

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