Dinner Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dinner knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner’s gone. May I have dessert?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?Submitted by: Monica
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean cooking all day.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!Submitted by: MnnM
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie dinner, so let’s go out to eat.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cassette.
Cassette who?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta
Henrietta who?
Henrietta big dinner and got sick.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.Submitted by: Semaj
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner, I hope!Submitted by: Ferb


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!Submitted by: Sofia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Yuletide yourself over with a snack until dinner.


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