Cow Knock Knock Jokes

List of 12 Cow Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our entertaining collection of knock-knock jokes about cows! Our cow knock-knock jokes will moo-ve children, teens, and adults to laughter. With a barn-full of bovine humor, we offer udderly delightful comedy. Ready for a herd of chuckles and rib-tickling fun? Graze on our jokes today!

Showing all 12 cow jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Submitted by: nealasher
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.
Submitted by: Kaison
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, cows-go moo.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Submitted by: Katniss
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup...
Moooooooo!
Submitted by: Abby
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh...
Moo!

More funny Cow Knock Knock Jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
Submitted by: Ellie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

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