Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Benjamin.
Benjamin who?
Benjamin to the music.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!Submitted by: Africa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.Submitted by: Roland
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.


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