Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for them!Submitted by: Elsa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!Submitted by: Bodhi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you been!Submitted by: Fernando
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking!


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