Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love.Submitted by: Hassan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
New Zealand.
New Zealand who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo...
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carry.
Carry who?
Carry me home.


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