Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Viscount.
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!


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