Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Teresa are green!Submitted by: Sebastian
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opera.
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you been!Submitted by: Fernando


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