Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teheran.
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!Submitted by: Woody
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ollie.
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carson.
Carson who?
Carson noma is dangerous.Submitted by: Saima
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait here?


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