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Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl we get away from that mean dog over there?Submitted by: Charlotte
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
You fool. Opportunity knocks only once.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!


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