Welcome to Knock Knock Jokes


Big collection of funny Knock Knock Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Knock Knock Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, hilarious, wicked and funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Makeup.
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
China.
China who?
China just like old times, isn't it?Submitted by: Mya
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matty.
Matty who?
Matty nice of you to invite me to the party!Submitted by: Theodore The Great
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so hand over your dough.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!


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