Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

List of 31 Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about Valentine's Day! Fall in love with laughter with our Valentine knock knock jokes, suitable for children, teens, and adults. Celebrate the day of love with chuckles and smiles. It's laughter, with a hint of romance!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abysinnia soon.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more home like you?
Submitted by: Jimmy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.
Submitted by: Crystal
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me honey, hold me tight.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elba.
Elba who?
Elba down to get you in a taxi, honey.
Submitted by: Mia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to my head.
Submitted by: Dillon
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman the mood for love.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen in the mood for love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny are called but few are chosen.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Maria.
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion who?
Marion haste. Repent at leisure.
Submitted by: Kenia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me please?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie a tear has to fall, but it's all in the game of love.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie Who?
Minnie brave hearts are asleep in the deep.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you, too.
Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too, honey.
Submitted by: Fernanda

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa nothing like a dame.
Submitted by: Jenna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know how much I love you.
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Time.
Time who?
Time for me to fall in love?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!
Submitted by: Ayleen B
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica Valentine for me yet?
Submitted by: Manon
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Valentine’s Day?
Submitted by: Jack Sparrow
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Submitted by: Alice
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Submitted by: Penny

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