Kiss Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious kiss knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?


Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!Submitted by: Stephen


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!Submitted by: Lars
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!Submitted by: Harry


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