Kiss Knock Knock Jokes

List of 13 Kiss Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about kisses! From sweet pecks to laugh-out-loud smooches, our Kiss knock knock jokes are perfect for children, teens, and adults. Ignite laughter with a touch of charm and wit, because who knew a kiss could be so amusing? Pucker up for fun today!

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Showing all 13 kiss jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!
Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!
Submitted by: Stephen
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!
Submitted by: Lars
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!
Submitted by: Harry
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?

More funny Kiss Knock Knock Jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"

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