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Kiss Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious kiss knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!Submitted by: Stephen


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!Submitted by: Lars
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!Submitted by: Harry


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