Kiss Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious kiss knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Who's there?
Alfalfa.
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Who’s there?
Butch Jimmy and Joe.
Butch Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!Submitted by: Tommy
Who's there?
Ginny.
Ginny who?
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?
Who‘s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!Submitted by: Stephen
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!Submitted by: Stephen
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Who’s there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss ya’.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!Submitted by: Lars
Who's there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I'm outside!Submitted by: Lars
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!Submitted by: Harry
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!Submitted by: Harry