Relationship Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious relationship knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love.Submitted by: Hassan

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bar-B-Q.
Bar-B-Q who?
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buggy.
Buggy who?
Buggy Jean is not my lover!Submitted by: Jazmin

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace with love!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding!Submitted by: Irene

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boy friend!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gray.
Gray who?
Gray Z. about you!Submitted by: Bella

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