Relationship Knock Knock Jokes

List of 41 Relationship Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Willa.
Willa who?
Willa you marry me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love.
Submitted by: Hassan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bar-B-Q.
Bar-B-Q who?
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buggy.
Buggy who?
Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Submitted by: Jazmin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace with love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Churchill.
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding!
Submitted by: Irene
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boy friend!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gray.
Gray who?
Gray Z. about you!
Submitted by: Bella
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinevere.
Guinevere who?
Guinevere going to get together?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Yoo Hoo, yourself.
Submitted by: Marina
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you right?
Submitted by: Happy Joe

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling?
Submitted by: Bryson
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pyjamas.
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rosealie, I love yous!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam & Janet.
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wiccan.
Wiccan who?
Wiccan make beautiful music together!
Submitted by: Mar
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?
Submitted by: Joie
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen the mood for love.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!
Submitted by: Nayeli
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
Submitted by: Anna
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, that’s who!
Submitted by: Deon W
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will Hugh?
Will Hugh who?
Will Hugh marry me?
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
I love.
I love who?
Oh, I love you too!

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