Outdoor Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious outdoor knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!Submitted by: Sharika

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic!Submitted by: Alden

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon cold out here!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.Submitted by: Greta

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!Submitted by: Kate

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on camping!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!Submitted by: Sofia

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my skateboard and landed on my knee.Submitted by: Remington

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait outside?Submitted by: Leo

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?Submitted by: Marie

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up it’s cold outside!

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