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Odd Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious odd knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.Submitted by: Super
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Door-bell repair man.
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?Submitted by: Axton
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock, knock!Submitted by: Suzette
Knock, knock!
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
...
Uncomfortable silence who?Submitted by: Brennan
Knock, knock!
Alright, come in.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See–you've forgotten me already.Submitted by: Kristina
Knock, knock!
Do you remember me?
Yes.
Will you always remember me?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ha! I knew you wouldn't remember me.Submitted by: Ruth R
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Not you.Submitted by: Happy Joe


Knock, knock!
Yes...who is it?Submitted by: Binky
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aunt!
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?Submitted by: Guadalupe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co...
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.


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