Odd Knock Knock Jokes

List of 22 Odd Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about the odd and peculiar! With our Odd knock knock jokes, we guarantee laughs for children, teens, and adults alike. Dive into the bizarre and the whimsical, where humor meets the unexpected. Knock-knock, who's laughing now?

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I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?
Submitted by: Axton
Knock, knock!
Alright, come in.
Knock, knock!
Do you remember me?
Yes.
Will you always remember me?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ha! I knew you wouldn't remember me.
Submitted by: Ruth R
Knock, knock!
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
...
Uncomfortable silence who?
Submitted by: Brennan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Door-bell repair man.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aunt!
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone home?

More funny Odd Knock Knock Jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
(Stay silent)
Submitted by: Hannah
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Submitted by: Guadalupe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co...
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient parrot.
Impatient par...
SQUAAWK!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Not you.
Submitted by: Happy Joe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Submitted by: Elissa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock, knock!
Submitted by: Suzette
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Submitted by: Super

More hilarious odd jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Submitted by: Annika
Knock, knock!
Yes...who is it?
Submitted by: Binky
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See–you've forgotten me already.
Submitted by: Kristina

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