Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pacal.
Pacal who?
Pacal your bags and get out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul a fast one!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul shook up.Submitted by: Kai
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!Submitted by: Chloe G


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny's from heaven.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perry!
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you!Submitted by: Kennedi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip a chair and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the tank, I’ve got a long way to go.Submitted by: Zarah


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philippa.
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philips.
Philips who?
Philips up a cup of water!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phineas.
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on the news!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis is on the news!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly ticians remain inside.


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