Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hada.
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?Submitted by: Anne
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal-O, how are you doing?Submitted by: Danielle
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off the table!Submitted by: Lewis G
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harlow.
Harlow who?
Harlow will you go!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you been!Submitted by: Fernando
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
No, hi-dee-ho.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!Submitted by: Hunter
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?Submitted by: Tara
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Hollylujah!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh've got to be kidding!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Yoohoo, you over there!Submitted by: Donald
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way, I'll go mine.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo jump in the lake!


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