Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the barber's floor!Submitted by: Lucas O
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott you don't know who I am!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abel.
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada who?
You're Ada your mind!Submitted by: Angel
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me sum.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam is about to burst – run!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!Submitted by: Kevin


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the lip.Submitted by: Iker
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Albee.
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!Submitted by: Axton
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Albert.
Albert who!
Albert you can’t guess who this is!Submitted by: Gonzalo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!Submitted by: gibran
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alberta.
Alberta who?
Alberta'll be over in a minute!Submitted by: Kody
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alda.
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!Submitted by: Misael
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark!Submitted by: Valentina
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.Submitted by: Claudia
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Allison.
Allison who?
Allison to the radio every morning!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alvin.
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amana.
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!Submitted by: Gia
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amigo.
Amigo who?
Amigo to bed now I’m tired.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture on the wall.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall!Submitted by: Larry
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again. OUCH!Submitted by: Nathan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!Submitted by: nealasher
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
An apple fell on my head.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annetta.
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more of these?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!Submitted by: Nathan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ariel.
Ariel who?
Ariel live nephew of my Uncle Sam.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?


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