Money Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious money knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.Submitted by: Alvin
Who's there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.Submitted by: Alvin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and send me the bill.
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allied.
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Who's there?
Allied.
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bush.
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!
Who's there?
Bush.
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cannelloni.
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?
Who's there?
Cannelloni.
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts!Submitted by: Ironman
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts!Submitted by: Ironman
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Submitted by: Tyrone
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Submitted by: Tyrone
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
You’re nuts!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
You’re nuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have oneSubmitted by: Milo
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have oneSubmitted by: Milo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides and I ain't buyin you no more.Submitted by: Daffy Duck
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides and I ain't buyin you no more.Submitted by: Daffy Duck