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Money Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious money knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.Submitted by: Alvin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allied.
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bush.
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cannelloni.
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Submitted by: Tyrone
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
You’re nuts!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have oneSubmitted by: Milo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts!Submitted by: Ironman
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I lend you money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides and I ain't buyin you no more.Submitted by: Daffy Duck


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