Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer didnt i?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Makeup.
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference.Submitted by: Maximus
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
May.
May who?
Maybe I'll tell you and maybe I won't.Submitted by: Patrick
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head.Submitted by: taYLor


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Milky.
Milky who?
Mommy want Milky!Submitted by: Ray
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mist.
Mist Who?
I don’t know, you tell me.Submitted by: Tomas
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Moustache who?
Moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!Submitted by: Rebecca
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too.




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