Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Han.
Han who?
Han what do we do next?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel with care!Submitted by: Morgan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!Submitted by: Rodrigo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, speak up a bit!Submitted by: Macie


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for ages.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hodedofo.
Hodedofo who?
Hodedofo me my arms are fullSubmitted by: Maria
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
House.
House who?
House it going?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howdy.
Howdy who?
Howdy do that?Submitted by: Corinne
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Im fine, how are you?Submitted by: Demi


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