Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of a nut!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of a nut!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!Submitted by: Valentin
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!Submitted by: Valentin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Castro.
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!
Who's there?
Castro.
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat me if you can.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat me if you can.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cellar.
Cellar who?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!
Who's there?
Cellar.
Cellar who?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chef.
Chef who?
Chef Bridges!
Who's there?
Chef.
Chef who?
Chef Bridges!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh! Ta ta! Bye, now!
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh! Ta ta! Bye, now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!Submitted by: Benny
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!Submitted by: Benny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chest.
Chest who?
Chest-nuts for sale!Submitted by: Alejandro
Who's there?
Chest.
Chest who?
Chest-nuts for sale!Submitted by: Alejandro
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chopin.
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!
Who's there?
Chopin.
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chow Mein.
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!
Who's there?
Chow Mein.
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!Submitted by: Pablo
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!Submitted by: Pablo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cigarette.
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
Who's there?
Cigarette.
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Clown.
Clown who?
Clown for the count!
Who's there?
Clown.
Clown who?
Clown for the count!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Comic.
Comic who?
Comic and see me sometime!Submitted by: Brianna
Who's there?
Comic.
Comic who?
Comic and see me sometime!Submitted by: Brianna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?Submitted by: Treasure
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?Submitted by: Treasure
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
That's the first one I've heard this year.Submitted by: Yusuf
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
That's the first one I've heard this year.Submitted by: Yusuf
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cricket.
Cricket who?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!Submitted by: AmY
Who's there?
Cricket.
Cricket who?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!Submitted by: AmY
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Crock and Dial.
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee!
Who's there?
Crock and Dial.
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cuba.
Cuba who?
Cuba wood!
Who's there?
Cuba.
Cuba who?
Cuba wood!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cyprus.
Cyprus who?
Cyprus the bell!
Who's there?
Cyprus.
Cyprus who?
Cyprus the bell!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cyril.
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!
Who's there?
Cyril.
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cyril.
Cyril who?
Cyril thing - no imitations here!
Who's there?
Cyril.
Cyril who?
Cyril thing - no imitations here!