Holiday Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious holiday knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amory.
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-versary!Submitted by: Esther

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple New Year!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays!Submitted by: Mustafa

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn on the fourth of July.Submitted by: Darth Vader

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.Submitted by: Roland

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!Submitted by: Urk

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Holidays!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time ... it's really me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body...April Fool's!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah something? It's still April Fool's!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip, who?
Phillip my bag with candy.Submitted by: Emily H

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