Health Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious health knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A chew.
A chew who?
God bless you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?Submitted by: Eddie

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahhh.
Ahhh who?
Do you need a tissue?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!Submitted by: Alvin

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!Submitted by: Bijou

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Archie.
Archie who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer reads 101 degrees.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-tis, it's very painful!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature!Submitted by: Erica

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

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