Health Knock Knock Jokes

List of 46 Health Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there !
Eddy.
Eddy who ?
Eddy idea how to cure this cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A chew.
A chew who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
Submitted by: Eddie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
Submitted by: Alvin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Archie.
Archie who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer reads 101 degrees.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature!
Submitted by: Erica
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-tis, it's very painful!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue your nose!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddyfingers!
Submitted by: Kenzie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Burns.
Burns who?
Burns me up!
Submitted by: Nia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Callas.
Callas who?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddy.
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Edith.
Edith who?
Edith, it'll make you feel better!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel sick!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enza.
Enza who?
I opened the door and Influenza.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!
Submitted by: Alfred
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
God bless you!
Submitted by: James
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch who?
Want a tissue?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uphill.
Uphill who?
Uphill will take your headache away!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper your nose?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahhh.
Ahhh who?
Do you need a tissue?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Submitted by: Bijou
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Submitted by: Bodhi
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donch.
Donch who?
Donch you have a dentist to go to!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who? (Sneezes)
Bless you and cover your mouth next time.
Submitted by: nealasher
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sham.
Sham who?
Wait, did you just call me fat?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A Tiss-who is good for blowing your nose!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

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