Health Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious health knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A chew.
A chew who?
God bless you.
Who's there?
A chew.
A chew who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald.
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?Submitted by: Eddie
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?Submitted by: Eddie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahhh.
Ahhh who?
Do you need a tissue?
Who’s there?
Ahhh.
Ahhh who?
Do you need a tissue?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!Submitted by: Alvin
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!Submitted by: Alvin
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!Submitted by: Bijou
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!Submitted by: Bijou
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Archie.
Archie who?
God bless you!
Who's there?
Archie.
Archie who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature!Submitted by: Erica
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature!Submitted by: Erica
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer reads 101 degrees.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer reads 101 degrees.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-tis, it's very painful!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur-tis, it's very painful!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!Submitted by: Bodhi
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!Submitted by: Bodhi