U.S. State Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious u.s. state knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I'm trying to work out where I left her.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I’m busy.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arizona.
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!Submitted by: Sofia


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arkansas.
Arkansas who?
I bet Arkansas wood faster than you can!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, thank you! Hawaii you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Exactly!Submitted by: P. Moderow
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Missouri.
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!Submitted by: Aden
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!Submitted by: Jordi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!Submitted by: Julieta
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee you tonight?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Texas.
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!Submitted by: Jessie


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