Geography Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious geography knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al, who?
Al be seeing you in Detroit.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allan.
Allan who?
Allan-d of Manhattan!Submitted by: Ronald
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia beginner but I love geography already.Submitted by: Theodore The Great
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon sick and tired of these cold New England winters.Submitted by: Lexie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I’m a what? How dare you be so rude!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Your a poo, how could you be so rude!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
You're a poo head!Submitted by: Miss Emma
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good!Submitted by: Noah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Miami.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lass.
Lass who?
Lass time I saw Paris!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mongo.
Mongo who?
Mongolia.Submitted by: Jesse412
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nile.
Nile who?
Nile down and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!


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