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Geography Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious geography knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al, who?
Al be seeing you in Detroit.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allan.
Allan who?
Allan-d of Manhattan!Submitted by: Ronald
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia beginner but I love geography already.Submitted by: Theodore The Great
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon sick and tired of these cold New England winters.Submitted by: Lexie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I’m a what? How dare you be so rude!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Your a poo, how could you be so rude!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
You're a poo head!Submitted by: Miss Emma
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good!Submitted by: Noah


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Miami.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lass.
Lass who?
Lass time I saw Paris!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mongo.
Mongo who?
Mongolia.Submitted by: Jesse412
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nile.
Nile who?
Nile down and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!


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