Vehicle Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious vehicle knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on a bike.Submitted by: Cade
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane's fighting ships - and she's winning!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John the Air Force and see the world!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!Submitted by: Mason
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Man de life-boat de ship is sinking.Submitted by: Chloe M
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home...Submitted by: Summer
Knock—Knock!
Who’s there?
Park.
Park who?
Park your bike!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my gas tank, please, I've got a long way to go!Submitted by: Rashad


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Fill up the gas tank, I'm running low.Submitted by: Jamal
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Renato.
Renato who?
Renato gas for my car!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.Submitted by: Jake T
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toyota.
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!


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