Vehicle Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious vehicle knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid down - you're rocking the boat.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac!Submitted by: Denzel P

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny got run over by a car.Submitted by: Liam

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chooch.
Chooch who?
Are you pretending to be a train today?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!Submitted by: Helen

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!Submitted by: Saul

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel necessary for riding a bike?Submitted by: Greg

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is a bell necessary on a bicycleSubmitted by: Peter

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?Submitted by: Josephine

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