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Technical Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious technical knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark-um cleaner broke. Can I borrow yours?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for a video game system!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the television.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster tire, can I use your phone!Submitted by: Spiderman
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cain and Abel.
Cain and Abel who?
Cain talk now - Abel tomorrow.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is a recording, please leave your message after the beep!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the internet!Submitted by: Maddie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halifax.
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida Who?
Ida called first, but the phone's not working.Submitted by: Evan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keyboard.
Keyboard who?
Keyboard on my computer won’t work.Submitted by: Shelby E


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Recorder.
Recorder who?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woodshop.
Woodshop who?
Woodshop please log off this website and go tell your kid a joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Nope, Google.Submitted by: Leyla
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I unusually prefer Google.Submitted by: Jade


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