Sport Knock Knock Jokes

List of 28 Sport Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about sports! From baseball bats to football punts, our sport knock-knock jokes are sure to score with children, teens, and adults alike. Get your game face on and enjoy laughs that are a real home run!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Let's.
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy winner is ...
Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Caitlin.
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!
Submitted by: Lion
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you come over and play?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I can't play today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever?
Submitted by: Eden

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
James.
James who?
James people play!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play golf!
Submitted by: Lisa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omega.
Omega who?
Omega best man win!
Submitted by: Omari
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Raoul.
Raoul who?
Raoul with the punches!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti home run you have to be a swinger.
Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennyson.
Tennyson who?
Tennys, Son, is a love-ly game.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!
Submitted by: Nora
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this village play football?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis my favorite number!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy a new football?

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