Sport Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious sport knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.
Who's there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play poker.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy winner is ...Submitted by: Peter
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy winner is ...Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Who's there
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Caitlin.
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!Submitted by: Lion
Who's there?
Caitlin.
Caitlin who?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!Submitted by: Lion
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you come over and play?
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you come over and play?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this village play football?
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in this village play football?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I can't play today!
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I can't play today!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever?Submitted by: Eden
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever?Submitted by: Eden
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
James.
James who?
James people play!
Who's there?
James.
James who?
James people play!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play golf!Submitted by: Lisa
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play golf!Submitted by: Lisa