Math Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious math knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up 2+2=4
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Algy.
Algy who?
Algy-bra.Submitted by: Superman
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Axis.
Axis who?
Axis for chopping, saw is for cutting.Submitted by: David
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my maths?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex Who?
Convex go to prison!Submitted by: Zachary


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemma.
Lemma who?
Lemma in, it’s raining!Submitted by: MegaMust
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
"Math-you"
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?
Möbius a big whale!Submitted by: Pierce
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mode.
Mode who?
Mode the lawn. What should I do next?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Origin.
Origin who?
Vodka martini origin fizz?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Outlier.
Outlier who?
Outlier! We only let honest people in this house!Submitted by: Quinn
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
3.14
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Slope.
Slope who?
Slope ups should stay on the porch.Submitted by: Sonny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tangents.
Tangents who?
Tangents spend a lot of time at the beach.Submitted by: Hagel
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit socks; I knit sweaters.Submitted by: Patrick


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