Math Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious math knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up 2+2=4

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Algy.
Algy who?
Algy-bra.Submitted by: Superman

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Axis.
Axis who?
Axis for chopping, saw is for cutting.Submitted by: David

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my maths?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex Who?
Convex go to prison!Submitted by: Zachary

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemma.
Lemma who?
Lemma in, it’s raining!Submitted by: MegaMust

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
"Math-you"

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?
Möbius a big whale!Submitted by: Pierce

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mode.
Mode who?
Mode the lawn. What should I do next?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Origin.
Origin who?
Vodka martini origin fizz?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Outlier.
Outlier who?
Outlier! We only let honest people in this house!Submitted by: Quinn

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
3.14

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Slope.
Slope who?
Slope ups should stay on the porch.Submitted by: Sonny

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tangents.
Tangents who?
Tangents spend a lot of time at the beach.Submitted by: Hagel

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit socks; I knit sweaters.Submitted by: Patrick

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