School Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious school knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser.Submitted by: Alva

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today.Submitted by: Ezequiel

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any sweets in your pocket?Submitted by: Perla

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!Submitted by: Josephine

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.Submitted by: Cesar

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.Submitted by: Vinny

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.Submitted by: Liam

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?Submitted by: Tony

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Do-your homework!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!Submitted by: Tripp

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