School Knock Knock Jokes

List of 33 School Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.
Submitted by: Liam
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!
Submitted by: Josephine
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Submitted by: Tony
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pharaoh.
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Submitted by: Poppy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thayer.
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vivaldi.
Vivaldi who?
Vivaldi books, there's nothing to read!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Submitted by: Andy A
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Warner.
Warner who?
Warner lift to school?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser.
Submitted by: Alva
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today.
Submitted by: Ezequiel

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Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any sweets in your pocket?
Submitted by: Perla
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.
Submitted by: Cesar
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.
Submitted by: Vinny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Do-your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!
Submitted by: Tripp
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Henriette.
Henriette who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona brand new school bag!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty home from school if you feel ill.
Submitted by: Sirjames
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is another school day. Yuk!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren you in this same class last year?
Submitted by: Apple
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Whitcomb.
Whitcomb who?
Whitcomb first, the chicken or the egg?

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