Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious valentine knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!Submitted by: Ayleen B

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie a tear has to fall, but it's all in the game of love.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abysinnia soon.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more home like you?Submitted by: Jimmy

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be alone.Submitted by: Crystal

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me honey, hold me tight.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elba.
Elba who?
Elba down to get you in a taxi, honey.Submitted by: Mia

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Valentine's day!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to my head.Submitted by: Dillon

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman the mood for love.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen in the mood for love.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica Valentine for me yet?Submitted by: Manon

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

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