Relationship Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious relationship knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pyjamas.
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rosealie, I love yous!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam & Janet.
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wiccan.
Wiccan who?
Wiccan make beautiful music together!Submitted by: Mar
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will Hugh?
Will Hugh who?
Will Hugh marry me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Willa.
Willa who?
Willa you marry me?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?


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