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Relationship Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious relationship knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinevere.
Guinevere who?
Guinevere going to get together?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Yoo Hoo, yourself.Submitted by: Marina
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hymen.
Hymen who?
Hymen the mood for love.


Knock, knock!
Whos there?
I love.
I love who?
Oh, I love you too!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?Submitted by: Joie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you right?Submitted by: Happy Joe


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!Submitted by: Nayeli
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!Submitted by: Anna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling?Submitted by: Bryson
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, that’s who!Submitted by: Deon W
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!


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