Weather Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious weather knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Knock, kock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the weatherman it's gonna rain tomorrow.Submitted by: Yasmin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.Submitted by: Angeline
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the paper, it's gonna rain tonight.Submitted by: Sienna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alice.
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!Submitted by: John


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo.
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hoover.
Hoover who?
Hoover the rainbow!Submitted by: Gauge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hurricane.
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ina Claire.
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one at home at my house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!Submitted by: Brianna


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