Outdoor Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious outdoor knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside for a change.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice Cube!Submitted by: Makai
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ina Claire.
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever.Submitted by: Daniela
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
India.
India who?
India good old summertime.Submitted by: JayJay


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kelp.
Kelp who?
Kelp me. I can’t swim!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver clothes are getting wet, it's pouring with rain out here.Submitted by: Michael
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philippa.
Philippa who?
Philippa bathtub — I’m covered in mud.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow skating today – the ice is too thin!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa green until Autumn.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing this afternoon?


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