Odd Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious odd knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient parrot.
Impatient par...
SQUAAWK!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
(Stay silent)Submitted by: Hannah
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!Submitted by: Elissa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.Submitted by: Annika


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