Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel doesn't work either!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!Submitted by: JaXson
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats, we’re sinking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny people keep asking me that!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your garden grow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone, can you tie it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike—robe. I’m not surprised you can’t see me, I’m very small.


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