Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia down and go to sleep.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I will show you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and i'll tell you.Submitted by: Sir John
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lenin.
Lenin who?
Lenin too far back in your chair is dangerous. You might fall over.Submitted by: Sun
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenin.
Lenin who?
Lenin tree very pretty.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon'ly one for me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go for a swim.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda hand, I can't be expected to do it all by myself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you don't feed him!Submitted by: Ember
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere.Submitted by: Abigail


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionil who?
Lionel get you in trouble if you're caught.Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lloyd.
Lloyd who?
He Lloyd to me, he said it was Wednesday and it's only Tuesday!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lucetta.
Lucetta?
Lucetta a tricky problem!Submitted by: Marie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lucy.
Lucy who?
Lucy Lastic makes your knickers fall down.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.Submitted by: Teddi
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke and see who it is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who's talking!


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