Name Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious name knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jaimie.
Jaimie who?
Jaimie a game of chess!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Jenny’d to open the door right now!Submitted by: Brody
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me, myself and I!Submitted by: Jacob
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. I’m still thinking.Submitted by: Teresa


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan you remember me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.Submitted by: Matias
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
José.
José who?
José can you see by the dawn's early light?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jose.
Jose who?
Jose, can you see.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joshua.
Joshua who?
Joshua wait until I think of a new verse.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Judah.
Judah who?
Judah gentleman to wait so long.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, you don’t remember me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.Submitted by: Thomas
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the nick of time!Submitted by: Veronica
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!Submitted by: Mira


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