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Music Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious music knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there ?
MOO
Moo who ?
Moon river, wider than a mile...Submitted by: Batman
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia head while the music plays!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
New Zealand.
New Zealand who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orson.
Orson who?
Orson was a song of tomorrow, our hearts were as high as the sky...
(From The First Hello To The Last Goodbye)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswego.
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home...


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Porkchop-Giniling.
Porkchop-Giniling who?
"Porkchop-Giniling! Hold on to that feeeeliiinnnggg!"
Knock, knock!
Who Is there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
“Row, row, Rhoda boat gently down the stream...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat.
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and janet.
Sam and janet who?
Sam and janet evening, you will see a stranger...
(Some Enchanted Evening by South Pacific)


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing) Sam-and-janet evening ...Submitted by: Ximena
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Sexy.
Sexy who?
Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!Submitted by: Daniela
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing who?
Whoooooo!Submitted by: Gerard
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sombrero.
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!Submitted by: Penelope12
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna your bango and you can be in our band.Submitted by: Ana


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