Music Knock Knock Jokes

List of 53 Music Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our funny collection of knock-knock jokes about music! Our Music knock knock jokes hit all the right notes for children, teens, and adults alike. From pop to rock, classical to jazz, our jokes strike the perfect chord for laughter. Tune in now!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Akron.
Akron who?
Akron give you anything but love, baby...
Knock, knock!
Who Is there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
“Row, row, Rhoda boat gently down the stream...
Knock, knock!
Who's there ?
MOO
Moo who ?
Moon river, wider than a mile...
Submitted by: Batman
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!
Submitted by: Supergirl
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
(Sings) Ammonia poor little sparrow
(a 70's novelty record)
Submitted by: Sonya
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brewster.
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cecil.
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes...
Submitted by: Peyton
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cymbals.
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree!
Submitted by: Kyra
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Furry.
Furry who?
Furry's a jolly good fellow!
Submitted by: Soren
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ginabing kokey.
Ginabing kokey who?
Just dance, GINABING KOKEY, dadadoodoom, Just dance
(Just dance by Lady Gaga)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, I love you.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds....
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hubbard.
Hubbard who?
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird!
Submitted by: BraXton
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Submitted by: Mattias
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!
Submitted by: Alice
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamal.
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!
Submitted by: Penny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kamuning.
Kamuning who?
Kamuning get me, get me! Baby, I'm yours, Kamuning get me..
(Get Me - MYMP)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
Submitted by: Nikita T
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lucinda.
Lucinda who?
Lucinda sky with diamonds...
Submitted by: Peppa Pig
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Marge and Tina.
Marge and Tina who?
"Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina"
(The song from Evita)
Submitted by: Davin
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row....

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
New Zealand.
New Zealand who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orson.
Orson who?
Orson was a song of tomorrow, our hearts were as high as the sky...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswego.
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Porkchop-Giniling.
Porkchop-Giniling who?
"Porkchop-Giniling! Hold on to that feeeeliiinnnggg!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat.
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing) Sam-and-janet evening ...
Submitted by: Ximena
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and janet.
Sam and janet who?
Sam and janet evening, you will see a stranger...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sing.
Sing who?
Whoooooo!
Submitted by: Gerard
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna your bango and you can be in our band.
Submitted by: Ana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior been? Rehearsal has started.
Submitted by: Super
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy moon comes over the mountain...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Sexy.
Sexy who?
Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
Submitted by: Daniela
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Benjamin.
Benjamin who?
Benjamin to the music.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marge and Tina.
Marge and Tina who?
“Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia head while the music plays!

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