Music Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious music knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

(I'd walk a million miles For one of your smiles, My Mammy!)

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!Submitted by: Supergirl

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Akron.
Akron who?
Akron give you anything but love, baby...

(I Can't Give You Anything But Love)

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
(Sings) Ammonia poor little sparrow
(a 70's novelty record)Submitted by: Sonya

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

(Anything You Can Do, Annie Get Your Gun)

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Benjamin.
Benjamin who?
Benjamin to the music.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brewster.
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cecil.
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes...Submitted by: Peyton

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cymbals.
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree!

(Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree' by Andrews Sisters)

Submitted by: Kyra

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Popular who's there?