Money Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious money knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut lending me five dollars?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hanover.
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy so money..

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me ten bucks until payday.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Money.
Money who?
Money who talks.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle a little money!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.Submitted by: Kaiya

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money if you don’t mind!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas half as much as a dime.Submitted by: Matthew

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perth.
Perth who?
Perth full of money!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phoebe.
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one.Submitted by: 12345678

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree coins in a fountain.

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