Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Team.
Team who?
Teamwork gets the job done.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thad.
Thad who?
Thad's all folks!Submitted by: Hagel
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!Submitted by: MegaMust


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb tha' Thumb Thumb Thumb!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is crawling up your neck!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick ’em up I’m a towboy! (Or girl)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.Submitted by: Nathan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.Submitted by: Erik


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toothpick.
Toothpick who?
Toothpick or not Toothpick, that's the question.Submitted by: Denise
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toothy
Toothy who?
Toothy comes after monday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toothy.
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Torch.
Torch who?
Torch you’d never ask!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toreador.
Toreador who?
Open up or I'll Toreador down!Submitted by: Anya
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toys.
Toys who?
Toys for all the girls and boys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba Two - I told you to keep in line!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba Crest toothpaste.Submitted by: SkyBlue
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba or not tuba, that is the question.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twig.
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Twyla.
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!


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