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Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Saffron.
Saffron who?
Saffron a chair and it collapsed!Submitted by: Hugo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Salmon.
Salmon who?
Salmon Janet Evening...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Saturn.
Saturn who?
Saturn day is my favorite day of the week!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, thats who!Submitted by: Ferb
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me. You looking for trouble?Submitted by: Alexis


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Seth!
Seth who?
Seth me, and what I say goes!Submitted by: Calvin
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sphinx.
Sphinx who?
Sphinx your tie, it's crooked!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer here and some are there.Submitted by: Jemma
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.


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