Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pajamas.
Pajamas who?
Pajamas around and hug me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pick.
Pick who?
Pick-a-boo.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me up at fire o’clock.Submitted by: Alessandro
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pigment.
Pigment who?
Pigment a lotto me and now he's gone.Submitted by: Marie


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ping Pong.
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pinza.
Pinza who?
Pinza needles.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Plane.
Plane who?
Plane dumb won’t save you.Submitted by: Katie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!


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